Richard Garfield, Ph.D. [Unhinged] Morningtide Tokens create a green and white

create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control

I knew he'd found his answer

Serpentine Spike deals 2 damage to target creature

Choose an instant or sorcery card exiled this way and copy it three times

Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{B} You and target creature's controller have a staring contest

Richard Garfield, Ph.D. [Unhinged] Morningtide Tokens create a green and whiteSet: Unhinged Type: Legendary Creature Human Designer Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{U}{U} You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.) And yea he doth spake: "Let there be Magic."