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Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror Cricket Chirp Christmas Ornament

SKU: 95443419481

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Description

Cricket Chirp Christmas Ornament

and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations

This card breaks the rules

and that's exactly the point

The cover shows Santa with a boombox and a "Merry Christmas

Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror Cricket Chirp Christmas OrnamentThis punk rock birthday card sings "Happy Birthday" and won't stop until the battery dies It looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, "Hope it's Dino Mite" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of "Happy Birthday" on an endless loop no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery

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