Bollocks to Black Friday scarf frumpy clothes which will have to shrink

which will have to shrink in size if the name is very long or if two names are required

Then wear a full length crimson silky evening gown clearly displaying several NO PHOTO warnings

so please make sure you opt for the one that relates to your position in the bed

Unfortunately the cost of rail travel to perform this feat

Toilet Roll Santa looks great on top of the tree

Bollocks to Black Friday scarf frumpy clothes which will have to shrinkMy annual Black Friday Greeting. In France there is a growing move to replace Black Friday with 'Buy Nothing Day'. The promotion of unnecessary consumption and it's environmental impact will hopefully start to lose its manic grip on us. I have flaunted this scarf in retail parks and high streets around London for a number of years. And now it's another's turn to take up the mantle.